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She's as mixed up as a fart in a fan factory.


Those folks I know:
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Dec. 12th, 2006 @ 08:12 pm i'm not dead, just not around
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This journal has pretty much been abandoned since FF moved away, B went to school on the other side of the country, M got too busy with her new grown up job and I moved to the middle of nowhere and have half speed dial-up. There was however, one story in last week's new that deems mentioning:
"A plane bound for Texas made an emergency landing after a female passenger lit matches to mask the odor of her fart."
See? That was worth it huh? I thought so too.
Nov. 5th, 2006 @ 10:16 am B.C.
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Oct. 31st, 2006 @ 01:01 am they want me. they really, really want me.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!
I JUST GOT AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM CSUDH,
FOR THE ORTHOTIC PROGRAM.
I'M SO HAPPY!

Oct. 19th, 2006 @ 05:51 pm School Interview
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I knocked his socks off. By the end of the interview, the director of the program basically told me my application is very strong, he likes me a lot and I'll probably be hearing good news from him in the next week or so. So... yippy!

Oh, and I sold the Volvo last night. Say good bye to Anne, everybody.

Now I'm going to go die on the couch. I've been carrying 20' long sheets of steel siding up 10' ladders since 10:00am. I'd've been better off going to work all day. I'm beat! But the good news is the garage is done. We finished the roof about 30 minutes ago. Now all the stress is off cause Dad's leaving for another month is Lousianna and I'm driving Erin home to Atascadero this weekend. We're taking the new Jeep cause I love it. (Erin's not exactly looking forward to it.)
Oct. 17th, 2006 @ 01:11 am Yahoo!
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My application to school was due yesterday. My last letter of recomendation was faxed in Fri (I proof read it for my boss). Now the month or so of waiting to hopefully hear something.... right? Wrong. I got a call from CSUDH today to set up a phone interview tomorrow. I'm taking this as a good sign. Now I'm going to be all jittery until they call tomorrow and we do my 30 minute interview where I impress them with my wisdom and convince them I'm the most marvelous person alive. Yay. I think I'm finally getting somewhere.
Oct. 4th, 2006 @ 06:21 pm I did it, part 2
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I can't begin to tell you how releived I am right now. I wish I could spend the next hour soaking in a bubble bath, but that's the one major draw back about this house - only rock showers without doors - obviously no soaking allowed. I'd go veg with a good book, but I'm too antsy.

I mailed in my application to school today!

I've been running around like a chicken without a head for the past week. I've been working on the application for Northwestern's orthotic and prosthetic program. I knew the application was due in November, but wasn't sure the exact date and it's not printed anywhere on the application, so I called the school. Guess what they told me. They've discontinued their traditional program and are not offering a distance learning progam instead. I absolutely couldn't believe it! They have the oldest and msot renouned program in the country and they just got rid of it. There's only a couple other schools and I they all have different due dates so I started calling around that afternoon. Turns out Dominguez Hills program in So Cal has extended their due date (I'm hoping that means they didn't get very many applicants this year) from Sept 15 to Oct 15 and if I can get an application, transcripts, and three letters of recommendation in three weeks, I can apply. Well folks, I did it. I mailed it off today so keep your fingers crossed.

Plus, this application is for January. I'd pretty much given up on being able to get into school this year cause I wanted to go to Norhtwestern and their Nov applicaion was for next fall. If I don't make it, I can always send in an application for a school in Connecticut in Apr or reapply for Dominguez Hills for next fall, but I don't know what would make my application more appealing. I wrote a dang good letter, if I do say so myself. I have two certified practicioners writing me letters and the best letter writer known to mandkind, my anatomy professor is sending one in. I'd be soooo happy if I could start school in Jan. I'm tired of live here, in the house and in this town, and one of the ladies at work is turing into the devil - I'm so serious! She's possesed by something vicous and evil! I'd love to go to school and get going with my residency. It's so exciting to finally be getting out of this holding pattern.

So now I have a new car (which I'm NOT going to be able to pick up this weekend and am totally bummed about, hopefully he can meet me one day next week if I take a day off work). I also have my giant quasi-grad school application done. Now I can start working all the stuff I've been putting off for the past couple months - like finishing up Erin's graduation quilt. Technically she hasn't graduated since she hasn't finished her senior project on dung beetles, so even though she walked the stage in May, I'm not in trouble for not having it done. We haven't even had a graduation party for her yet.

I hope all is going well with you guys. B? Are you out there? You did make it to Chicago and school right? I'm guessing it started. I haven't heard from you since July - what's going on? Vet school got you swamped? Where are you living? Set aside some time tomorrow to cross all your fingers, toes and eyes for me, then let me know what you've up to.
Oct. 1st, 2006 @ 09:06 pm I bought one!
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Meet the newest member of my family...

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She's got everything! Lift, mud tires, 6 cyl, speakers on the role bar, half doors, A/C, a couple tops. Isn't she beautiful? I'm thinking about calling her Gretchen. Only problem, I can't pick her up until next weekend and that means this is going to be a very long week.
Sep. 27th, 2006 @ 05:39 pm Baby toupe
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The first Fart Clubber to get knocked up gets one of these little gems at their baby shower. Seriously. I just hope they're making a mullet by then. It'll look great with the buck teeth pacifier.

Let's just hope it's FF who gets knocked up first, cause we all know she'll be most apt to torture her kids for pure amusement.
Sep. 21st, 2006 @ 07:00 pm The big O
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Did you know there's such a thing as organic mayonase? I don't get it. What exactly is in mayo that could be un-organic? It makes about as much sense as fat free half-and-half.
Sep. 20th, 2006 @ 07:51 pm I think I'll go eat worms.
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Today's horoscope:
Gemini (May 21 - June 21): For whatever reason, lately it feels like your heart just isn't into pumping blood through its arteries and cardiac veins by repeated, rhythmic contractions.

Really? Ya think? Could it because the Jeep that I was about to buy turned out to piss on me? Not literaly of course, but seriously, talk about a major let down. I've been looking for a couple months and I'm ready for something new. I'd found a Jeep Wrangler I really liked - had everything. 6 cyl, soft top, hard top, half doors, 32" tires, sound bar, amp, etc. Price was good. I was just about go to up to Sac and buy it and decided at the last minute to run a CarFax cause the guy I'm buying from is totally honest and he took really good care of the Jeep, but it had a previous owner and I wanted to make sure it hadn't been in any accidents or anything else weird. So I got the CarFax today and the damned Jeep has a salvage title. Did the dip wad I was buying it from think I wouldn't notice the big, red SALVAGE stamped across the title? What a jackass. I'm pissed off. This is what I get for finally getting out of bed today. I've been half comotose on the couch since Sunday with a murderous cold and this is the good news I get for trying to accomplish something today. I guess this is the universe's way of telling me to hold out for a yellow one.